Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/06/15/space-aliens-are-no-longer-vis.html
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ET checking in on us to see if we have nuked ourselves into oblivion yet
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That’s a crude overgeneralisation. I have it on good authority that the Rambosians simply love our digital cellphone networks.
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Technically, it’s not really the RF noise they object to, it’s the cameras! ETs are shy, after all!
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And just in the nick of time to prevent an invasion, since Slim Whitman is no longer available.
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Have to thank you for mentioning Rambosians, @FGD135! That’s a new one for me. Went down a fun Jasper Fforde rabbit hole this morning.
Initially thought the term was Eric Bogosian in a local Sylvester Stallone play.
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C’mon, now. Would ETs take the time and expend the energy to travel billions of miles but then come up short because of shyness, I ask?! Of course they would: They’re frickin’ aliens!!
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I told youse the tinfoil suit and hat were a good idea, but youse wouldn’t believe me! WHY WOULDN’T YOUSE BELIEVE ME?!
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Wait… does it mean they’re no longer going to invade us, and will leave us to solve all out problems by ourselves?
We’re fucked.
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Good riddance to the little gray bastards. Now all we have to worry about are the CIA orbital mind-control lasers.
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Just learned for the first time about Babylonokia tonight. I love it.
Coverage before it was determined a hoax:
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