Add this professional-grade blender to your kitchen arsenal for under $100

[boingboingshop]

Originally published at: Add this professional-grade blender to your kitchen arsenal for under $100 | Boing Boing

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[tyroney]

gee, that’s like 1/3 the price of the leading “professional grade” blenders

maybe it’s professional shaped?

Why is it so hard to resist commenting on shop posts?

[Skeptic]

@boingboingshop

Regularly $119, you can save almost $20 off the price of the Homgeek 1,450W Professional Blender right now, dropping your final cost to only $99.95.

Weird, the regular price on Amazon is $99, and they have a $20 off “coupon” you can click to make the price $79 (as of 4/18/21).

[GilbertWham]

I want to see if a blendtec blender will blend it

[raines]

Just one question: is it a strategic or tactical blender?

[knoxblox]

And how are we supposed to deploy it?

“Please, Mr. Burglar, would you mind sticking your hand in this blender?”

[raines]

@knoxblox

And how are we supposed to deploy it?

As bait.

[babVU98i]

We have a Vitamix my partner insisted we “needed”. The only redeeming thing about is that huge black phallus ostensibly provided to shove the food towards the whirling blades. I’m waiting for the fanfic fantasies to surface.