All-black chicken is perfect for goth urban homesteaders

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This must be the ā€œBlack Meatā€ mentioned in ā€œNaked Lunch.ā€

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Blacker than the blackest black, times infinity. I shall name him Nathan.

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Sweet, I got here in time to grab the obvious Spinal Tap reference.

ā€œThis chicken goes to 11!ā€

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Can I haggle for one of these hens?

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So combine this with the black bun and cheese from Burger Kingā€™s Gothburger and we will have the ultimate goth sandwich.

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thatā€¦ is really bad for the eyesā€¦

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Blackened chicken pairs really well with a creamy Alfredo pasta.

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What I meant was, Iā€™d try that once.

You can buy Swedish black chickens for 99$ a chick from the same dealer. By their own admission they look exactly alike to the untrained eye.

Interestingly enough, the Ayam Cemani were human bred for their black flesh while the Swedish breed evolved to have black flesh on their own.

Fried eggs are sort of the most metal breakfast.

The remains of the unborn bathed in flames upon the black anvil of iron.

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Iā€™m guessing it tastes like chicken.

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Surely this is a sign of the Apocalypse.

If your fried eggs are bathed in flames then something has gone horribly wrong.

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Well this kind of throws a wrench in the whole ā€œwhite meat vs. dark meatā€ debate.

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Heat of the flames?

Iā€™m not a poet.

These guys should be able to whip up something with itā€¦

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Meh.

i wish kind of thing was easier to find. kinda difficult to find these chickens like that buried all results for ā€˜black cocksā€™ on google

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