All the ducks, ever, crossing a road

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Maybe they’re off to work, like these dudes:
#salaryducks

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Wherever they’re going, they’re certainly booking it. Most waterfowl I see around here tends more toward milling around.

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Everyone’s always asking why the chicken crossed the road, but the question of ducks is far more interesting.

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I was expecting a loop
I watched the video
I still suspect a loop - but see no evidence of it.
WTF?

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You let one chicken cross the road… this is what you get.

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Indian Runner Ducks, looks like.

What? You asked!

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Or as they say in Minnesota, GREY DUCK!

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Of course, it’s a duck tape.

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… so, it be reasonable to assume … they all got eaten, yeah?
Every. single. one.

Talk of ‘predatory practices’.

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Methinks you’ve read one too many Far Side cartoons.

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Lose this narrator and find Morgan Freeman, stat!

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I’m sorry guys - I’m afraid I’ve lost count near the end.
Guess we’ll have to start over.

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What a large group of ducks might sound like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHc288IPFzk

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I counted one duckload

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I think that “Hilbert” would be a pretty good duck name. Not as good as “pickles”, which is a duck name; but definitely a good news for one of the ducks among all the ducks.

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Well, it looked to be about half a dozen ducks across, road about 5 metres wide, ducks walking about 80cm a second for 3 minutes 34 seconds and I can’t be bothered to do the math I just bored myself thinking about it.

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If I had known in my younger days that there was a job with the title “Duck Handler” I think my life would look very different right now

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Fish out of water!

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A few more.

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