America's largest sex-furniture manufacturer pays well, sources locally, and is profitable and fast-growing


#1

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/12/07/made-in-the-usa.html


#2

This should be endorsed by the Love-ahs…


#3

Furniture sex, you say? (Mildly NSFW)


#4

“Not available in Alabama”


#5

“How are you getting along with your new sex furniture?”

“Sofa, so good.”


#6

it’s these kind of specialty companies that are managing to put the passion back into for American manufacturing.

Tee hee.
Get it? Passion? Get it?


#7

Sofa King :tm: good.


#8

I tried to apply online as a sex-furniture tester, but alas I’m considered to old for the job. Pity…


#9

Try La-Z-Boy.


#10

“Sex furniture”? Why would I want to have sex with a piece of furniture?


#11

Largest?

There’s more than one?


#12

We once tested condoms where I used to work. Alas, only testing machines were used.


#13

So, no manual labor?


#14

Minor spoiler for burn after reading below

Are these the pillows from “Burn After Reading”? The one where they’re spying and Clooney is walking around with a sex pillow and the guy watching is amused?


#15

You wouldn’t? I mean… of course you wouldn’t! Who would do a thing like that! Haha!


#16

largest

:thinking: Are you implying that size does matter?


#17

May we conclude you’re not testing sex furniture right now?


#18

And it’s “fast-growing”, too!


#19

Its not the size of your production facility that counts in the long run. It it the viability of your distribution.


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