The worst sofa in the history of humankind


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#2

It could be double decker…


#3

MY sofa is the worst. And it was expensive, too. If that one pictured doesn’t have to have its seat cushion yanked back up into place every 20 minutes I’ll gladly take it.


#4

Looks pretty comfy though. With the right Bonanza style home this could be a win.


#5

Those aren’t meant to be vaginas, are they? Because they look very much like vaginas.


#6

From their website:

“Crafted entirely of gargantuan vaginas and leather, the ComfortSoft Relaxmax will welcome your body with a warm, soft, ■■■■■ acceptance that will be just like returning to the womb.”


#7

Ponda Baba approves!


#8

“The couch gripped him like a warm, welcome hand…” - Jim Morrison


#9

I grew up in South Jersey. I’ve seen worse. Sat on worse. Slept on worse.

…dear FSM, get me out of here…


#10

You write “worst” like giant vulvas aren’t actually delightful.


#11

Dammit, you beat me to it…


#12

Makes sense… It’s a ‘pull-out’ couch.


#14

I heard that method doesn’t work…


#15

O my gawd it looks a troop of baboons bending over.


#16

I was thinking that it would match my Clark Nova typewriter quite well…


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#19

I’d hit it.


#20

The phallic wood features make me suspecthad some influence here.


#21

That’s not a sofa, it’s a Japanese vending machine.