The worst sofa in the history of humankind

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It could be double deckerā€¦

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MY sofa is the worst. And it was expensive, too. If that one pictured doesnā€™t have to have its seat cushion yanked back up into place every 20 minutes Iā€™ll gladly take it.

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Looks pretty comfy though. With the right Bonanza style home this could be a win.

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Those arenā€™t meant to be vaginas, are they? Because they look very much like vaginas.

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From their website:

ā€œCrafted entirely of gargantuan vaginas and leather, the ComfortSoft Relaxmax will welcome your body with a warm, soft, ā– ā– ā– ā– ā–  acceptance that will be just like returning to the womb.ā€

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Ponda Baba approves!

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ā€œThe couch gripped him like a warm, welcome handā€¦ā€ - Jim Morrison

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I grew up in South Jersey. Iā€™ve seen worse. Sat on worse. Slept on worse.

ā€¦dear FSM, get me out of hereā€¦

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You write ā€œworstā€ like giant vulvas arenā€™t actually delightful.

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Dammit, you beat me to itā€¦

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Makes senseā€¦ Itā€™s a ā€˜pull-outā€™ couch.

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I heard that method doesnā€™t workā€¦

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O my gawd it looks a troop of baboons bending over.

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I was thinking that it would match my Clark Nova typewriter quite wellā€¦

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Iā€™d hit it.

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The phallic wood features make me suspecthad some influence here.

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Thatā€™s not a sofa, itā€™s a Japanese vending machine.

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