With some scented candles nearby, this would be just, er, ticky poo!
One for each night of the week.
And then a steam cleaning on Sunday? Remind me never to look for spare change in your couch.
From the comments of that page; a real vagina couch:
best of craigslist: Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch
Now that you mention it, I canât un-see the row of vulvas.
OK guys, this abstinence-only curriculum has got to stopâŠ
vulva:
vagina:
Ok kids, repeat after me: VUL VA. VUL VA. VULVA
Now thatâs not so difficult, right?
If I was the owner of this very trendy bar in Lisbon, called Love Hostel because it was a brothel some decades ago, Iâd buy it ASAP.
BTW, most of the original decoration is still there.
I read this in the style of a stadium chant and proceeded to envision a mascot in the middle of the field in a gigantic cartoon vulva costume leading the crowd in the chant.
That might make me care about sports!
Yeesh. Looks like something from the estate sale of H.R. Giger.
On the plus side, it reenforces my homosexualityâŠ
Mine too. >=)
Which doesnât mean Iâd allow it in my home; its powers, of reenforcement no less, still not worth the potential excommunication.
Iâd hit it. I mean, sit on it.
This wasnât photographed or discovered by @MissPotkin. Itâs a craigslist ad from 2008.
Of course it is.
âas a result, it has some scuffmarks and stainsâ
Hmm. Iâm not sure Iâd want a brand new vagina couch, but I sure donât want one thatâs been⊠erm⊠well usedâŠ
PS crenquis; you really have a talent at this Internet thing.