The worst sofa in the history of humankind

Almost a year behind geekologie. This couch is old news.

With some scented candles nearby, this would be just, er, ticky poo!

One for each night of the week.

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And then a steam cleaning on Sunday? Remind me never to look for spare change in your couch.

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From the comments of that page; a real vagina couch:
best of craigslist: Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch

Now that you mention it, I can’t un-see the row of vulvas.

OK guys, this abstinence-only curriculum has got to stop


vulva:

vagina:

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Ok kids, repeat after me: VUL VA. VUL VA. VULVA

Now that’s not so difficult, right?

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If I was the owner of this very trendy bar in Lisbon, called Love Hostel because it was a brothel some decades ago, I’d buy it ASAP.
BTW, most of the original decoration is still there.

I read this in the style of a stadium chant and proceeded to envision a mascot in the middle of the field in a gigantic cartoon vulva costume leading the crowd in the chant.

That might make me care about sports!

Yeesh. Looks like something from the estate sale of H.R. Giger.

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On the plus side, it reenforces my homosexuality


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Mine too. >=)

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Which doesn’t mean I’d allow it in my home; its powers, of reenforcement no less, still not worth the potential excommunication.

I’d hit it. I mean, sit on it.

This wasn’t photographed or discovered by @MissPotkin. It’s a craigslist ad from 2008.

Of course it is.

“as a result, it has some scuffmarks and stains”

Hmm. I’m not sure I’d want a brand new vagina couch, but I sure don’t want one that’s been
 erm
 well used


PS crenquis; you really have a talent at this Internet thing.

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