America's most honest used car salesman explains AS-IS

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You can trust him because he’s telling you not to trust him.

…Which is that: if you buy a car, any car, from him, its going to be a really, really shitty car. So, don’t trust “him”; that is, his cars. His cars will betray you.

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So what’s their return policy?

/s

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When did they go up from around 800? Are TE finished making them?

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An honest used car salesman? He’ll never work in this town again!!!

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Hate to be that person but here goes:

https://grammarist.com/spelling/warrantee-warranty/

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First and foremost a GREAT salesperson must be an honest salesperson. You can be a SUCCESSFUL salesperson and be dishonest (at least for a while) but you will never be GREAT.

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I love how blunt and honest the guy is. Best car commercial ever

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I love this man. He should be teaching MBA marketing classes. I’m not joking or sarcastic.

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Yeah, but I’m sayin’, that TruCoat, you don’t get it and you get oxidization problems. It’ll cost you a heck of lot more’n five hundred.

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I’m not sure if he’s ever heard of an implied warranty of merchantability.

But it has heard of him. And sometimes wakes in terror thinking of him.

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That reminds me…
Remember the YUGOS were so unpopular, they were offered as a
BOGO!?

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I’ve been to Fargo and Oxidation is a unique issue there… but never EVER order TruCote outside of Fargo.

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Did you ever see the movie Drowning Mona? There was a whole town that all drove Yugos.

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What you talkin’ ‘bout? “Y’all” is NOT mutherfuckin’ NSFW.

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I suddenly have the urge to buy a car from this guy.

The “rolls royce mechanics” part is priceless.

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I bought a car from an auto auction once. I remember that their definition of “as is” was," If that thing breaks in two when you’re driving off the lot, call two tow trucks, because both halves are yours." I ended up spending $450 for a car with multiple problems that caught fire a couple of years later. I would have liked it if had been more reliable and lasted longer, but at that point I just couldn’t afford much better.

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“Warrantee” means “person to whom a warranty is made”; it is not a spelling variant of “warranty.”

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Ah, the honesty of the Midwest!

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38 The Spot wouldn’t even be running these ads.

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I would happily buy a shitty car from this guy if I could borrow if from my mama.

“Fuck the windows. Fuck the radio. I guarantee somethin’ ain’t gonna fuckin work on a $1000 bucket. We are your LAST motherfuckin’ resort!”

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