America's most honest used car salesman explains AS-IS


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They seem like refreshingly honest businessmen to me! :slight_smile:


I take it you’ve fallen into a car dealership commercial rabbit hole.

You’re doing Dog’s work, keep sharing the best of the best!


I went into that with very low expectations and assuming I’d have wanted that time back.

I have now watched it 3 times and feel I am ready for a great long weekend.





I can’t believe I’m saying this about a used car salesman, but I actually trust what he is saying.


“If you can’t borrow the money from your mama, hell I don’t trust you neither.”


Shut up and take my money!


God I remember looking down my nose at the dirtbags in my high school who took auto shop while I was taking fine arts classes.

What the fuck was I thinking?


I need to watch more local programming, evidently.


“If you can’t borrow the money from your mama, hell I don’t trust you neither.”

Best line of many great ones.


I wish this guy would’ve taught my Contracts Law class.


Now that’s someone I can do business with.


This man has rhythm and a magnificent prose, cant wait for someone to ad a sweet tune and sample the shit out of it because it is GOLD.

If only I had $2500 to blow on a OP-1…


Imagine getting cold-called by him when you forgot the reading.

“I’m not going to lie. You’re a stupid motherfucker.”


2 for $3500 special.


I want that t-shirt!


This fellow would make a better president than Donald Trump. I am not even joking.

  1. Has a firm grasp on the facts.
  2. Speaks plainly and honestly.
  3. Understands how money works.
  4. Has realistic expectations.
  5. Has your back while you test things out.
  6. Isn’t a white supremacist.


I hear they’re cheaper on eBay.

  1. Probably not on Russia’s payroll.
  2. Can borrow money from his mama.