America's most honest used car salesman explains AS-IS

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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/01/18/americas-most-honest-used-ca.html

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They seem like refreshingly honest businessmen to me! :slight_smile:

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I take it you’ve fallen into a car dealership commercial rabbit hole.

You’re doing Dog’s work, keep sharing the best of the best!

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I went into that with very low expectations and assuming I’d have wanted that time back.

I have now watched it 3 times and feel I am ready for a great long weekend.

“CASH IS KING!”

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I can’t believe I’m saying this about a used car salesman, but I actually trust what he is saying.

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“If you can’t borrow the money from your mama, hell I don’t trust you neither.”

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Shut up and take my money!

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God I remember looking down my nose at the dirtbags in my high school who took auto shop while I was taking fine arts classes.

What the fuck was I thinking?

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I need to watch more local programming, evidently.

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“If you can’t borrow the money from your mama, hell I don’t trust you neither.”

Best line of many great ones.

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I wish this guy would’ve taught my Contracts Law class.

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Now that’s someone I can do business with.

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This man has rhythm and a magnificent prose, cant wait for someone to ad a sweet tune and sample the shit out of it because it is GOLD.

If only I had $2500 to blow on a OP-1…

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Imagine getting cold-called by him when you forgot the reading.

“I’m not going to lie. You’re a stupid motherfucker.”

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2 for $3500 special.

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I want that t-shirt!

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This fellow would make a better president than Donald Trump. I am not even joking.

  1. Has a firm grasp on the facts.
  2. Speaks plainly and honestly.
  3. Understands how money works.
  4. Has realistic expectations.
  5. Has your back while you test things out.
  6. Isn’t a white supremacist.
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I hear they’re cheaper on eBay.

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  1. Probably not on Russia’s payroll.
  2. Can borrow money from his mama.
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