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What type of elves? 
Hopefully it’s not the Terry Pratchett version, that might be a cause for concern 
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I have no idea. All I know is that some people would have you think that they look like Vulcans.
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There’s a guy works down the chip shop swears he’s Elvish…
But he’s a Friar and I’m not sure about ewe.
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After reading the wikipedia article @d_r linked to, I wouldn’t be surprised if Danny Healy-Rae also believed that.
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They weren’t angry, just terribly disappointed.
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We can also cause earthquakes:
You’d think that would make them be nicer to us.
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Really going out on a limb, predicting an earthquake in Christchurch.
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