Archaeologists discover mummies with gold tongues

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Same as it ever was. Those who can afford the high-priced mouthpieces can expect a better deal in court.

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This sentence no verb.

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Autocorrect probably addition “-y”

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They probably just finished eating gold-flavored popsicles.

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Wait a minute… the Simpsons had this

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Golden Tongue?

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Not quite a silver tongued lawyer, but it’ll do.

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That’s so not where my mind went upon reading this title.

I think I may have been quarantined too long…

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Wow, he must have been really, really good at talking to girls.

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I just hope the priestess had a better makeup artist than the one Michael Clarke Duncan was stuck with. That thing looked fake as hell.

Manute

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Born with a golden spoon in their mouths.

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