Articles of Impeachment

“Possible”

Man plunges dagger into dead victim 15 times in possible stabbing

Man succumbs from inability to breathe underwater in possible drowning.

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(From the Twitters)

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What is the box?

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Hellraiser puzzlebox. Opens the gateway to hell.

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I think it’s the Lament Configuration from Hellraiser movies.

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Thanks, guys!

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Donnie won’t live one more year after he loses. He’ll be a broken man who takes even less care of himself and rants at the walls.

Of course- always have a plan b.

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"Dear Mr. Zaid:

The House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence (“Committee”) requests the testimony of your client, Mr. Brian Murphy, in response to the whistleblower reprisal complaint filed on his behalf on September 8, 2020 with the Office of Inspector General of the Department of Homeland Security (“DHS”).

The whistleblower reprisal complaint depicts a sustained and disturbing pattern of misconduct by senior Trump Administration officials within the White House and DHS, and regarding the activities of DHS’s Office of Intelligence and Analysis (“I&A”)—an element of the U.S. Intelligence Community which Mr. Murphy led from May of this year until August, when he was reassigned to DHS’s Management Directorate, and where he previously served as Principal Deputy Under Secretary beginning in March 2018. The complaint alleges repeated violations of law and regulations, abuses of authority, attempted censorship of intelligence analysis, and improper administration of an intelligence program related to Russian efforts to influence the U.S. elections.

Such allegations fall squarely within the unique oversight and legislative jurisdiction of the Committee and relate directly to the Committee’s ongoing investigation and oversight of activities undertaken by I&A, including during Mr. Murphy’s tenure. The Committee therefore requests Mr. Murphy’s appearance at 10:00 AM on Monday, September 21, 2020 for a deposition pursuant to subpoena."

Improper Administration of an Intelligence Program and Abuse of Authority regarding Russian Influence

Improper Administration of an Intelligence Program with respect to the Homeland Threat Assessment

Improper Administration of an Intelligence Program regarding ANTIFA

Perjured Testimony and Abuse of Authority

https://intelligence.house.gov/news/documentsingle.aspx?DocumentID=1054

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Remember back when the going story was that “the adults in the room would protect us from gross incompetence?” We can see how that worked out. Fire all the adults and on with incompetence and grift!

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it’s only incompetence if they’re not doing it on purpose

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Still gross, though.

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