Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/09/26/australian-state-bans-bare-but.html
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But can you really expose a region where, technically, the sun don’t shine?
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Aussies don’t want to see the hiney? But they have one for a PM, I reckon.
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DAMMIT. That’s my state. No more running around in public in arseless chaps for me. Or singing obscene ballads, according to the BBC.
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In Australia there lived a young lass
Who loved to show people her ass
Not pretty or pink
Or round as you think
It was gray, had big ears, and ate grass.
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I believe it is called a prolapse and often requires medical attention…
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Also banned, according to the BBC, was the singing of “obscene ballads.”
Sorry, Aussie friends. If Nanny Ogg isn’t welcome in the great down under, neither am I.
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What about ballads that rock your ass off? Double secret banned?
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Victorian here. Nudity is still legal as I understand it. Its just this fine line about intent.
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Those Victorians are so Victorian.
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As enforceability of law banning mooning and streaking in Australia comes under increasing scrutiny, cracks begin to show.
— HaveIGotNewsForYou (@haveigotnews) September 26, 2016
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I thought they couldn’t deny? 
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It’s a land down under.
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No mention in the story of ifs or ands? Just buts?
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They don’t play rugby in Victoria?
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I would say no 
But some accidental nudity does happen in AFL.
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