Award-winning duck eats yeast, explodes, and blinds a man

Perkins was blinded when he was smite by a fowl blow.

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Yes, in 1910 there might be a pan of yeast (sourdough or sponge) on the back porch, if it was too hot in the kitchen from other baking.
ETA: This is the only part of the story that I believe fully.

My local Chinese place does serve “Strange-flavored Chicken.” It’s not bad! I don’t know what’s in it, and it’s definitely strange, but it’s not bad.

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I was at an emergency vet in the wee hours of the morning a few years ago. The patient who came in right before the cat in my avatar was brought in by two college students who explained that their cat had eaten from the tray of powdered ritalin on the dining room table.

Much to the staff’s credit, and my great surprise, nobody asked.

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