Just wait, as soon as the sale is final a small incendiary device hidden in another part of the frame will be remotely triggered and the entire auction house will be reduced to ash.
And then they will take a photo of the fire and sell as an NFT for £20 million.
Just because you weren’t born with asbestos hands doesn’t mean that Banksy doesn’t have them too.
Then an EMP from a nuclear device made from missing Nazi uranium will brick the server farm that the NFT lives on.
They must have looked at too much bad stock photography:
As Sinatra sings in The Tender Trap:
Heaven rest us,
I’m not asbestos
Best asbestos rhyme EVER!
In fairness, I once held a soldering iron that way.
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