BB BBS Comment BINGO

[SmashMartian]

This. So much this.

[jsroberts]

I want to like this comment, but I’ve run out of likes.

[SmashMartian]

@jsroberts

I want to like this comment, but I’ve run out of likes my 55 gallon drum of lube.

FTFY.

[anon63496581]

Good thing the posts in this thread don’t count, because I’d be getting ready for another Bingo otherwise.

[Reg_Icide]

Why hasn’t your comment been unpublished yet ?

[anon33466019]

give me some skin, brutha

[milliefink]

Holy shit, that’s AWESOME!!

[anon63496581]

Aw, thanks! I set it up as a .doc so the text boxes can be changed. Y’know, in case I really do decide to play the next time i get bored.

[OtherMichael]

• Complaints about gifs in comments/posts.

[Mindysan33]

You should post this as a google doc.

[LDoBe]

Come on now, there’s only one person here who does that, and that person has a legitimate gripe.

One that would spread out the likelihood of the bingo mention from just one person would be:

• Complaints about the video in the post autoplaying, or not showing up.
• Complaints about a link going to a page that requires scripts from a hundred different domains to display properly
• Complaints about Cory’s linguistic imprecision, or Xeni saying “Tank” to mean any vehicle that’s even slightly armored.

[teapot]

• IANAL followed by confidently delivered legal advice.

• This ______ is way better than the one you’ve posted about.

• Comments that start with ‘this will probably get me banned’, that result in a ban.

• Not understanding that a website is its owners’ playground not a bastion to protect visitors’ precious free speech rights that they insist apply to comments.

• I, for one, welcome our new _______ overlords.

• Requests for BBS features that already exist and have already been discussed at length.

[EcholocateChoco]

Speaking of BBS features, new users with reddit-quality conversation skills whining about the lack of threading.

[OtherMichael]

There is at least one person who has a legitimate gripe, but there’s been a spate of cranky people complaining about gifs on the front page. Two or three on Wednesday alone.

[anon63496581]

@teapot

I, for one, welcome our new _______ overlords.

Aw, I’m guilty of this one (along with loads of others on the list). And I’ll probably do it again.

[anon63496581]

Hmmmm. but that would require me to reveal my sooper seekrit identity, wouldn’t it?

[telecinese]

inb4:

• inb4

@teapot

Comments that start with ‘this will probably get me banned’, that result in a ban.

Oh, that one is a favorite. My first flagging-the-jerk-post experience was from this, and resulted in a very swift (and satisfyingly crunchy) dragon intervention. I was impressed.

[anon63496581]

People are still doing “in b4”?

[telecinese]

Yes.

[OtherMichael]

• Ninja’d!