Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/12/18/behold-the-official-policy-for.html
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Is this like how the only correct way to retire an American flag is to burn it?
(reads article Why yes, it sort of is.)
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Never been to one of the establishments personally but have a feeling this is the way I’d leave it.
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You try that with New York Pizza Rat…it’ll bite you.
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Fuck Chuck E Cheese… I had no idea about Marion Zimmer Bradley’s daughter, Moira Greyland. Somehow, I missed them from a few years ago. I’m now horrified, and in awe of Ms. Greyland’s survival and strength.
Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia Yuri Gagarin Charles E. Cheese.
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Whither Canada?
A bigger question is why does Nolan Bushnell have such a reputation as a visionary?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nolan_Bushnell#Chuck_E._Cheese’s_Pizza_Time_Theatre
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I want him dead! I want his head cut off and brought here! I want his head on this piano!"
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Surely the only way to destroy a consumerist icon is to let the market deal with it?
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Now that I think of it I don’t think I’ve technically ever been in a Chuck E Cheese’s. There was a Showbiz Pizza Place very close to my house that I went to for some birthday parties. Eventually that place turned into a Major Magic’s All Star Pizza Revue. Aside from the name (Pizza Revue, Jesus Christ) the most notable thing about that place was that I had a friend in high school who in his younger years injured himself on the slide for the ball pit and eventually used the settlement money to buy himself a computer.
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Mirror Scotland.
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Behold the official policy for destroying the head of Chuck E Cheese
This headline oversells it. I was expecting a scan from a secret manual describing the correct forms for honoring Anubis, arrangement of canopic vessels, the sequence of anointments and prayers to Sutekh, priestly vestments, etc.
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I can go bravely to my death knowing this now.
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Before he was a rat, before he had a name, when it was Pizza Time Theater he’d be working at, the MC of the band was going to be . . . a coyote.
Nolan Bushnell said that when the wrong costume was sent to a announcement event, they went with a rat MC.
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Pathetic! Off with his head! Back in tha day, everyone knew that if you were gonna rock with animatronics at a pizza joint, it was gonna be at a Showbiz!
Little respect here?
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I went to that location a number of times as a child…
They beat my Chuck E’s head in with sledgehammers 
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