Maybe we can have it mean cryptozoology? People have fun with that stuff, and I feel like there is something to be said for associating bitcoin with Mokele-mbembe, the chupacabra, and other things with the same level of “no, I promise you it’s legitimate!” to them.
Meanwhile, speaking of libertarianism, I see we have already had someone reinterpret “useful” as “profitable to themselves” here. Maybe I’ve been misinterpreting bitcoin mining as an analogy to digging up minerals, and it’s actually short for fuck-you-I’ve-got-mine-ing. 
