Brighten up your social distancing with Coronavirus greeting cards

[thomdunn]

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/03/13/brighten-up-your-social-distan.html

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[longtimelurker]

Come on guys, let’s hear them. I’ll go first.

You’re beautiful, lovely, the best that I’ve seen!
Let’s huddle together from Covid-19.

[knoxblox]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Come here so I can
Give you a – er – ACHOO!

Oops. Sorry about that.

[anon59592690]

Roses are red,
Violets are Blue,
Wash your fucking hands
Because I like you.

[longtimelurker]

Please do come closer…
I will not bite.
Time to ourselves…
kid’s playing Fortnite

[capnjimbo]

You’re the Bee’s Sneeze?

Ah-choo choo choose you?

[anon3072533]

You thought you were so clever
But you gave me the fever…
So let’s isolate,
Mate!

[anon33176345]

My my my Corona
Why why why Corona
So before they come to nail up the door
Forgive me Corona I just couldn’t take any more

Now who’s for Pangolin?

[longtimelurker]

With baby on back,
I’m so cute it’s a sin!
You’ll sneeze and you’ll cough
If you eat pangolin!

[DreamboatSkanky]

You always make me squirmy
And now the world’s so germy,
Let’s wash our epidermy,
Cuz you’re the one’s that fer me!

[marco]

Corona bug is comin’ and everybody’s jumpin’
New York to San Fransico
Please reduce your risk-o
Wash hands with soap and water or you’ll give COVID fodder
And if you’re feelin’ sickly
Stay home, don’t be a dick-ey

Two week quarantine
Two week, two week quarantine
Two week quarantine
Two week, two week quarantine

[GiantRobotPilot]

CLICK HERE to find HOT, HORNY QUARENTEENS in YOUR AREA

[ianstalk]

Gotta love that retro viral kitsch.

[DonatellaNobody]

Quaranteens are the people who turn 13 in December 2033