Should the Vulcan greeting replace the handshake in the coronavirus era?

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/03/09/should-the-vulcan-greeting-rep.html

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i vote NO. i’m team Wuhan Shake all the way.

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May you wash your hands (20 seconds, people!), not touch your face, and may you Live Long and Prosper.

I touched my face while I was reading this.

Does not bode well.

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I support this change.

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Not everyone can split their fingers that way. It’s a genetic thing. So no, it only works reliably with Vulcans.

The WHO (World Health Organization, not the band) for years has recommended using elbow bumps as greetings.

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Yeah, I can’t do it.

I suggest fist bumps as the way to go.

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I can only do the Vulcan finger thing on my left hand, oddly enough…

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That leaves one hand always free for a Phaser. Where’s the problem? :grin:

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I had my first appt. with my new doctor last Tuesday. He want to shake my hand and I just put out my fist for a bump. He looked at me weird and I said people shouldn’t be shaking hands right now. He replied “Oh, that’s a new thing” and bumped me back.

As I was leaving, he went to go shake someone else’s hand (sanitized, didn’t wash) and they just waved back saying what I said.

…might have to find a new new doctor.

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Well, I am right handed; good point.

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coughNimoycough

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Yes!

Uh, yeah, sure, whatever.

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We must have posted at the same time. :slight_smile: I’ll remove mine (if I can; nope, can’t)

Nimoy said he witnessed the Priestly Blessing. It is made by priests, not rabbis. And there is nothing secret about it.

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Your ‘cough’ gag was far superior. iseewhatyoudidthere.

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I think we could use more of such blessings right about now.

… what website is this?

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Me too… weird…

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I can’t figure out how to delete a comment, only edit; you obviously do know how … how?

live long and prosper!

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