Chinese security forces administer rectal probes to 10,000 pigeons


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#2

Talk about security theater - birds don’t even HAVE anuses!


#3

Was it about contraband, or did they just want the public to not be shat upon?

(If the latter, they should first probe the politicos…)


#4

Picky picky, you don’t have to be so anal about it!


#5

So now we know the real difference between the US and China: the US would never knowingly release pigeons into the wild. We’d keep them locked up after the probe.


#6

“Probe these 10,000 bird anuses by the celebration or its the firing squad for you.”

“Hang on, I’m thinking.”


#7

Cloaca and dagger.


#8

What were they suspicious about? What were they hoping to find? I’m really confused here, if anything this seems like a surefire way to catch avian flu.


#9

no shit


#10

Well, I hope they’re all clean. They’ll be fucked if they get put on the no-fly list.


#11

They can take the train.


#12

Sure, they checked every one to make sure it was clean, but I guarantee you that by the time they got to the ten-thousandth bird, the first one had something nasty waiting in its nether-regions just waiting to plop out.


#13

Christ what an asshole.
Christ what an asshole.
Christ what an asshole.
sigh
Christ what an asshole.
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