Comment of the week, 31 July 2015

[tachin1]

This thread really brings the funny.

A personal favorite:

@anon73430903

I wish for eternal life, youth, and health.

Granted. Feeling pain is part of being healthy, which you unfortunately realise when the Sun uses up the last of it’s hydrogen and expands to incinerate the Earth. Don’t worry, it only lasts for a billion years.