Company claims flashlight earbuds boost mental alertness by illuminating your brain

[ChuckV]

@anothernewbbaccount

I think they are shining the light into the wrong orifices.

[tsath]

If God did not want them to be sheared he would not have made them sheep

Eli Wallach The Magnificent Seven

[kpkpkp]

Unlike the Valkee Buttvape, which actually does blow smoke up my (‿!‿), these earbuds are utter garbage.

[anon50609448]

The lumen is an SI unit. It’s plural is either lumens or lumina. Lux is lumens per meter squared. And every single one of those words for units of light are tripped by the spell checker.

[Pensketch]

I feel like someone on their marketing team has watched Astro Zombies too many times.

Flashlight powered zombies FTW:

I haven’t watched this movie in 15 years, but I still recall the scene where the zombie had to grab a flashlight to power himself so he could get back to the lab.

[jyoti]

I feel like these have as much credibility as those speakers that were to be shoved in the vagina so your foetus (never mind ears/hearing don’t develop until later) could listen.