Company says facial features reveal terrorists and pedophiles 80% of the time

I think that guy on the bottom shot his girl friend and then cut up her body… IIRC.

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Damnit… I was saving that GIF for a special occasion.

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My bad; didn’t mean to rain on your parade, but it’s one of my favs for expressing the vast depth of my skepticism.

:slight_smile:

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Does the success percentage go up if the person is both a terrorist and a pedophile?

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I wonder if skin color is one of their secret parameters…

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Pretty sure Bruce Campbell there has that covered.

May? Almost certainly are, unless they prove otherwise.

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And there’s more! Buy the Expansion Pack upgrade, and you’ll be able to identify:

Members of Outlaw Motorcycle Gangs - 69% Accuracy
Hardened Criminals - 71% Accuracy
Members of the Travelling Circus - 74% Accuracy
Marginalized Members of Society (all types) 79% Accuracy
Teens who are Hiding Something - 84% Accuracy
Very Very Good Looking People - 89% Accuracy
Heroin Addicts - 92% Accuracy
ADHD Facebook Addicts 94% Accuracy

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Grifters gotta grift!

As Neuroskeptic notes, these numpties are under the impression that “Hi IQ” is a job title.

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"THECHNOLOGIST"


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Hell yeah.

Well done.
Creepiest dang roundup of our Ammrrkn rascals I’ve seen yet.

And now, I’m off to go wash my eyes out.
Or maybe dredge up a unicorn chaser.

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Nope, nothing disquieting at all here.
Move along.

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“ENTREPRENUER”

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I confess, I would have expected Florida.

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Do they have a facial classifier for “scammers and con-men”?

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Yeah like detecting camouflaged enemy tanks

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