Congress genius Bob Good knows more than 99% of scientists: "There is no climate crisis!"

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Christ, what an asshole?

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At this point, climate change deniers need to be required to buy oceanfront property from people trying to get away. And then barred from ever leaving the property…

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Bob Good Bad. I don’t like to wish ill on anybody; but can’t Bob and his ilk, either stop sniffing the sharpies, or just fucking die.

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The way the death cult party is trending, I fully expect to see a flat earther elected to office under their banner in the next five years.

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I mean, by now the party’s final, most essential command is pretty well known.

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Why the question mark? Needs an exclamation mark!

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Not making VA look Good, there, Bob. But then, you never do, so, as expected.

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An Exclamation Mark? IT NEEDS AN INTERROBANG‽

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Though it’s long ago forgotten by these dopes, I presume somewhere at the root of the “don’t overspend” argument is that it will eventually snowball out of control and wreck the whole damn country. Meanwhile, they sent Trump.

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I hear there are still some lovely uninhabited atolls very far from any major island chain…

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That will be thoroughly underwater before much longer.

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Since they dont believe in climate change it’s a perfect trap :wink:

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It must feel great to absolutely believe your own comfortable blindered world. There is nothing to ever worry about, you’re white so you’re right. Anyone who differs from you is doomed trash of no worth, therefor any pain or misery is something they’ve brought on themself, Really, it’s a great set-up, you’ll live to a comfortable, ripe old age, go to bed some night and wake up with jesus cooking up bacon and eggs just like mom used to. How much better could you want it to be. The only trick is you better hurry your ass up in that getting old trick because reality is closing in on your dumb ass far quicker than you can imagine. If you don’t check out soon you may wake up in screaming hell so fucking miserable you might as well be a gay person of color without a goddam cent to your.name. Don’t worry about though sport, old jesus probably won’t let you down though, you ungodly stupid sack of ignorant meat.

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Who keeps voting for sub-100 IQ people?

Oh, sub-100 IQ people. My bad.

IQ has nothing to do with it. Being able to hurt people who are different than you is the heart of the movement. And that attracts a certain type of person who will vote away their own lives if it hurts someone else more. It’s a meaness of spirit.

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Also at the heart of the movement is a sort of playing Musical Chairs, taking as much as they can now before the music stops and leaves them standing. It’s an attitude that they got theirs, but it’s not enough, and they will take from their own kids.

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There was a time I thought that most of these greedpigs were at least trying to secure a comfortable life for their kids in the broken world they’re leaving them. As you say, a lot of them are basically telling their offspring that they’re on their own. Some of them don’t even hide it. Heck, some are proud of it.

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A flat earther might poll well with the medieval theocrat wing; but they’d be gunning against stiff opposition from the esoteric nazi side, who tend to prefer a hollow earth(you’ve got to store your Hyperboreans somewhere after all!).

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