Ingenious! It will only encourage those seeking to prove their skills to venture to this land and test themselves against those who sought to restore, um, silence. Soon Charlton becomes the rap capital of the nation! In the top floor of the tallest building, the Grand Champion secludes himself! And so on.
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As long as there was no confrontational snapping, I fail to see what the problem is.
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Oh word? âAbduction attemptâ? I get it now: 5-0 was afraid a buncha total herbs was gunna âbite somebodyâs steez.â
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This is way better than those roving bands of barbershop singers, confronting people with demands that they âlay down some tags.â
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Things That Frighten Police (updated 3/17/2016)
Blinking LEDs
Cameras
Black/Brown adults and children
Direct eye contact
Breasts
Lyft
Peaceful protests
Halloween
Lesbians
Imaginary Black/Brown people
Puppies
Turtles
Rap Battles
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Once I was working on a project that involved a spinning 8mm shaft. The sample bearings I had ordered were all crap, and I was on a deadline and getting desperate.
Then, when driving to the supermarket, I noticed two boys skateboarding in an empty car-park. The figurative âlight bulbâ illuminated over my head, and I turned in, drove over to where they were, and asked where the good skateboard shop in town was. They told me, I drove there, I bought a set of skateboard wheel bearings, I returned to the lab, the bearings were perfect.
When asked about the source of the great bearings, I related this story, and to a person all of my colleagues said something like âyou canât just drive up to children and ask them questions! Youâll get arrested!â
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i canât believe the ignorance in this post, havenât any of you seen âstraight outa charltonâ?
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Better an Orange than an Athol.
(please note its proximity to Orange)
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Mr. B is my favorite. Although Professor Elemental recorded a âhelloâ message to me after my friend got to meet him.
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This happened to me and I let it slip. I felt bad about it for a while but it didnât do any good dwelling on it, and I think I have a healthy outlook these days. Oh great what is this weird stain on my sweater?
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You canât just throw that out there and not post the video.
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Cops nowadays are such wimps. When I was young, a solitary punk rocker could toss an electric guitar off the top of a tenement and cause a pile-up in an intersection.
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Sure, today itâs just poetry in the street, but if you donât nip this thing in the bud there could be dancing 
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If this documentary is any indication. I believe that this sort of thing has been going on for centuries in varied parts of the world.
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Why were the boys scared?
Sadly Oliver Wendell Holmes, T S Eliot and Robert Lowell are all dead.
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