Count to ten thousand! (Part 1)

SCP-2991

Description: SCP-2991 is a striped multicolored scarf of variable length. In its inert state, SCP-2991 is approximately 0.8 meters long; at the time of its recovery, SCP-2991 was noted to have small sections of its fringe missing. The original manufacturer of the object is currently unknown due to fading on the tag. SCP-2991 was initially discovered within a non-anomalous cardboard box labeled “Scarf’s Box”, containing scraps of yarn consistent with SCP-2991’s composition. As such, it is believed that SCP-2991’s base components are not inherently anomalous.

Based on current experimentation, SCP-2991 is theorized to possess some level of sapience, as well as a docile demeanor (see Interview Log 2991-██). SCP-2991 is additionally capable of adjusting its length. The extent of this ability is unknown, though the longest SCP-2991 has managed to extend itself thus far (before reverting to its usual length) is 1.5 meters. SCP-2991 is additionally capable of limited movement, and exhibits simple behaviors similar to those of sapient beings.

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How do I read a barometer? Is 29.93 meaning a good chance of rain soon?

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Edit: too slow

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Hideous.

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Hopefully if the human race survives to 2999, battery technology will finally catch up to the goofy things we want our smartwatches to do.

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I had to take 3000 while I was here.

SPOTTED: The ‘Winning’ Chrome Aventador From The Gumball 3000

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is 3001 a good read? I liked the first two novels, 2061 was kind of meh


instead of Lego:

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Texas, you’ve changed!

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we don’t need yet another gun thread, thus CL 3006

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Error 3007

Error 3007 or 316704 can occur when a computer is unable to maintain a stable connection to our Battle.net servers.

Oh error 3007. How I don’t miss getting network errors when trying to play a single-player game.

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I had to filter out the Peugeots…

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Apaprently this box contains J. Robert Oppenheimer.

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