Count to ten thousand! (Part 1)

me, after drinking a bottle of whisky

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It’s a robot doggie!

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It’s a joke, isn’t it?

I mean, the whole shop is a satire? Please?

(file name contains 4705. kind of invalid, but the image is too crazy to skip it)

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Why would one wish to cultivate duck feet?

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I used this for a while in high school. In my defense: because someone gave it to me!

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because ducks without feet don’t look complete?

engine for hauling duck foot waggons

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non-strike? why does this clock hate unions?

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Genesis 47:16

“Then bring your livestock,” said Joseph. “I will sell you food in exchange for your livestock, since your money is gone.”

Clear evidence that god loves capitalism. And red meat.

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both #4717 colours are at least blueish

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https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8c/Gare_de_l’Est_-Mars_2013-_TGV_2N2_4721.JPG

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I accept Swiss Made only as quality seal for chocolate

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