Count to ten thousand! (Part 1)

[TobinL]

[Kasey_Greene]

[renke]

the thread is so polite and open-minded.

but Comic Sans should do the trick.

[Slartibartfast]

How DARE you!

Comic Sans should be as extinct as this guy!

Umm… I think I might have over-reacted a bit up there… How about a nice dress pattern?

[renke]

@Slartibartfast

How DARE you!

are you trying to threaten me? be warned: next Defcon level will be a number set in Papyrus

strange proportions, as if the loco was cut in half.

[Slartibartfast]

@renke

next Defcon level will be a number set in Papyrus

We’ll be ready

[renke]

catch me if you can

[Slartibartfast]

I’ve got you in my sights

You can run, but you can’t hide

So who’s scared now?

[renke]

I call for help! muahaha!

[Slartibartfast]

These guys? I’m sooo scared

[TobinL]

[renke]

you should be - they have a cannon hidden under the clothes

(PikiWiki_Israel_6735_old_turkish_cannon_in_haifa.jpg)

and you will be surprised what they are carrying!

[Slartibartfast]

It is surprising that they’d be carrying Santas

[TobinL]

[renke]

@Slartibartfast

they’d be carrying Santas

of the type not bringing presents but only useless boxes

surprising, isn’t it?

[Slartibartfast]

Surprising would be if the box is full of bees

Good thing I’ve got some fast wheels to make a quick escape

[renke]

not a chance, I stole the central power switch

and buried it in a secret place

[Slartibartfast]

You mean across the street from here?

We’ll take an express ticket, please

Then grab some local transit

[renke]

I fear my vehicle is underpowered

faster mum, faster!

[Slartibartfast]

It should be robot-powered instead

Or you can always take the free shuttle