Court orders parents to pay son $30,000 for the value of his porn collection they destroyed

Werking had asked them for his 12 boxes of porn, sex toys, tambourine and black comforter back

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There are a significant number of women who enjoy and look at porn, but are also given scant themes that include them in the enjoyment of it. I think the major issue with porn is the lack of inclusiveness for women’s voices and the increasing nature of misogynistic themes, particularly in response to women’s struggle for equality in our culture.

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Everybody’s Werking for the weekend

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Hidden Gem: Misprint of the man’s name as “Twerking”.

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Yeah, had to laugh at that!

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You’d have to imagine that even if he grew up in a really sex positive environment, where porn isn’t a big deal (though this does not seem to be the case), that having your parents handle your sex toys is still a bit weird.

Hmm… our son has stuck his wang in this… Or alternately, “just how far up his butt do you think this went?”…

NoThankYouVeryMuch.

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ETA: Some life advice for young men engaging in masturbation under your parents’ roof…

Use tissues or something flushable/disposable to clean up your mess. DON’T USE SOCKS OR TOWELS! That’s just gross and disrespectful to the person who has to clean your room if you don’t do it yourself, and is doubly gross that it would be possibly laundered with other people’s clothes.

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At least one of the articles says that’s how much he paid for it and that he kept records. Given that the collection was a couple of thousand tapes and DVDs, that breaks down to a relatively believable amount of about $15 a pop. So, er, to speak.

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Hrrrmm maybe buy this kit for your kid, it’ll save you $30K in the long run?! Oh, it’s for pent-up brainpower, not blue balls.

Also they were the people who took him back in when he apparently had nowhere else to go, even though they clearly had a longstanding problem with his porn habit.

He threw what was left of that relationship away for some smutty magazines and old VHS tapes. Pretty messed up.

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And let’s be honest about it… There’s all the porn you could ever want available free on teh intarwebz, so he’s throwing everything away for an attachment to old porn from like the 80’s and 90’s?

I guess people do more stupid and strange things though, so I shouldn’t be surprised.

Some of it is available for free; much of it is pirated.

Beanie Babies, dude. Beanie Babies. :man_shrugging:

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Or one of those people that stacks their bookcase with interesting titles they will never read to give a certain impression to guests.

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What is the value of a collection if you can’t resell it on ebay?

https://www.eroticmuseumvegas.com/sex-in-the-third-reich/

The Erotic Heritage Museum delves deeply into this era of sexual repression, hypocrisy and warped worship of the mother as breeder of the future soldiers for the Third Reich. Feature item in the exhibit: Hitler’s Mistress Eva Braun authenticated undergarment.

I’m sure it’s very tasteful.

In other news, area man admits to paying for porn.

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