Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/01/29/crawlspace-an-effective-four.html
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I ain’t going down there ever again.
I have spoken.
I’m so happy my place has no basement.
Very different sentiment coming from people who live in tornado country.
There’s only one Crawlspace movie for me, and is it ever a weird one.
“Crawlspace is a 1986 American horror film starring Klaus Kinski as Karl Guenther, the crazed son of a Nazi doctor obsessed with…”
That is all you have to say for us to know it’s a weird film…
Hehehe, I was almost going to post “Klaus Kinski, nuff said”.
This should run during the credits:
What’s that tapping coming from the floor boards?
Yeah, I’m in England. I just have very cold feet.
“’Tis some underground visitor,” I muttered, “tapping beneath my floor boards—
Only this and nothing more.”
And yet another short film about one man’s descent into madness titled “Crawl Space”:
I assumed Crawlspace was social networking for infants.
I fell for a tiny bit of possibly unintended misdirection: [not really a spoiler] When she looks inside the first storage container, we can see the tips of four fingers of skeletal hand. It’s a cheap plastic Halloween decoration that someone has painted or stained reddish. I was totally expecting that to come back into play.
Methinks this isn’t the first time the Takacs have tried to scare people.
That’s probably best. I’m down there, right now!
Effective.
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