Cryptocurrency (and related fuckery)

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It’s almost as though having some sort of… central, trusted entity in which to embody transactional authority… makes the whole system work a lot better for the majority of participants.

Welcome to BoingBoing!

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Regulations that privatize gains and distribute losses to the public. Maybe the crypto bros are realizing that the banks have it pretty good and they want some of that?

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Which one, exactly? I see several.

(If you are referring to what just happened at Binance - they haven’t “resolved” anything. They patched things up. For the time being.)

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That’s ten bucks too much.

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Especially when you can get the .png for free, like… right there in the photo.

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Nothing of value was lost.

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Collectors want the idea of owning a “…preserved tiger shark submerged in formaldehyde in a glass-panel display case…” or whatnot, but once someone actually goes about reifying this idea in the real world, it’s a huge pain in the ass to maintain, transport from yacht to yacht, etc.

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And they’re all employees. Maybe a few tech reporters.

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my brain hurts

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And only 32 (as I recall) payment transactions per day!!!

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Can you live in the rights to exclusively own a picture of a house?

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None of the Bored Apes actually owns a yacht.

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Screams Internally Game Of Thrones GIF

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I’ve got an NFT of a bridge in Brooklyn to sell these people.

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