The VR couch in the Metaverse.
I fell over my couch while I was in the metaverse!
“There were so many of us stealing from customer accounts that we lost track.”
“When they gave us their real money in return for our imaginary money, we didn’t realise anyone would expect us to actually keep track of the imaginary money”.
I don’t know if Silvergate did anything wrong. Possibly it didn’t!
No internet for you!
No idea why your bail wasn’t revoked.
Watching… Hey, wait! That third guy is Grant Cardone, Scientologist. Can’t imagine why he’d be in trouble.
Heh. Presses play…
… how is this different from it being worthless
Huh, a studio founded to do NFT stuff isn’t paying their workers, who could have seen that one coming.
Apparently that was published a bit early today. It’s a little more than “issues” at Silicon Valley Bank now.
“ Pseudonymous analyst Kaleo tells his 566,300 Twitter followers that Bitcoin is currently consolidating above a diagonal trendline after taking it out earlier this year.
According to the trader, the price action is reminiscent of how Bitcoin moved in early 2020 when it rallied from around $6,000 to $10,000 only to capitulate back to $3,000 in March of the same year.”
Pseudonymous trader? That sounds like a pump and dump.
Icarus? I was thinking more like Phaethon, put in charge of something he couldn’t control, lots of damage, and for the greater good, hit with a thunderbolt to the heart.