Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/03/27/cufflink-lighters.html
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[Final Countdown intensifies]
I misread that as “cuff link lightsabres” for some reason and was all (o.O).
Well, yes, but I was imagining working cuff link lightsabres.
Raging, unchecked capitalism will get us there. (Un)rest assured.
Just . . . why?
If you smoke, the lighter in your pocket is easier to use than wrestling off a cuff link.
If you’re camping, you are not wearing cuff links.
If you are, you scare me.
Because we can.
“Look at arson - I mean, how many of us can honestly say that at one time or another he hasn’t set fire to some great public building? I know I have.”
I have a very firm policy of not trusting anybody wearing French cuffs.
This changes nothing.
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