Dare you enter this site to see how many weeks of life you have left?

Every single to-do list I have ever made plays out exactly like this.

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I’m in my final third. I’m strangely okay with this.

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  • sigh *

by the time Mozart was my age he’d been dead for 30 years

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Not to be confused with :

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‘I plan to go out the same way I came in: naked, screaming & covered in blood!’–Anonymous

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I hope to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

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