Deep dreaming at the grocery store

[anon29631895]

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[anon35121463]

[euansmith]

@lamaranagram

I like my reality as is, albeit boring and often shitty.

It is people like you who brought down the first iteration of the Matrix! We could be living in a goddam virtual paradise if it wasn’t for you!

[LDoBe]

Gotta agree. Did shrooms pretty recently for the first time. That’s the first time I’ve ever done psychadellics, and that wasn’t fun or enjoyable.

At best I can describe it as “a shitton of work”. Left me very tired, and I didn’t even get much change in perception outside of every mundane thing seeming weird. Not awesome or hyperdistorted or anything. Just off. Like a painting hung on the wall incorrectly.

I must have said “ugh that’s weird, I’ll have to get used to it.” a hundred times that trip.

Probably the highlight was me feeling an itch on my back, so I reach to scratch it and it suddenly felt like I was digging my fingers into a bear pelt. I know I’m quite hirsute, but I’m not furry.

[OtherMichael]

Little noted plus side of the Matrix was the reduced reliance on fossil fuels.

[cjporkchop]

My grocery list for tomorrow:
-dog-deer-boombox
-some bubble-snake-sloth-shells (if they’re on sale)
-a couple of horse-duck-buses
-bottle of of eyeball-bird-lizard-filagree
-giant goldish-kangaroo jet engine

[RatMan]

Shopping for @Flossaluzitarin, are you?