Deeply creepy coin purse that looks like a man's mouth

My first thoughts were that is incredibly realistic in the hinge mechanism. I mean it opens completely naturally like a human mouth which is not entirely a single point hinge.

This is extremely unsettling and creepy. I imagine strange sexual acts will be done with this. Eww.

Do. NOT. Want.

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I could see reserving it’s use for unpleasant transactions to make them reciprocally more unpleasant. perhaps in combination with synthetic saliva.

great for towing fines, parking tickets, surcharges at the airport etc.

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Thanks, I hate it.

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I think it’s brilliant.

Not as a thing anyone needs, or has a use for.

But the guy is a DJ. And he makes a lot of these squicky creations.

It’s hard to fault him for this, considering the number of DJ’s who just opt for getting porn stars to model for them, and shimmy around at their shows.

He is now the weird mouth coinpurse guy, internationally, who by the way is also a DJ. What is that guy’s music like?

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Can’t wait for cash getting obsolete…

Had they only designed it to look like a woman’s clitoris/vulva, it would have been described as delightful on boingboing.

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You can always keep your money in a Fleshlight;

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Except that a reference to such an item will get your comment flagged… :man_shrugging:

ETA: I guess I got unflagged. Which is a testament to the mods here. That it even got flagged in the first place is a bit of an irony though, considering all the dildo related stories BB has posted over the years.

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i suppose thats the best place to put your hard currency .

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I think dooo should get down to business, fashion an anal sphincter coin purse, then work to have it presented to Trump on his next visit to Japan.

That’s a stupid idea; he should just mail it to him ASAP.

Do people in Japan really carry around coin purses the size of softballs? It’s like someone asked him what it was and he had no idea and said the first thing that popped into his head that wasn’t “creepy fetish mouth”.

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