Full body costume made of artificial human teeth

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Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/12/06/full-body-costume-made-of-arti.html

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Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.

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“How’d you pay for college?”
“Tooth Fairy Scholarship.”
“What’s that?”
“Let’s just say that my teeth really didn’t come in. They came out.”

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Would a person like this use soap or toothpaste in the shower?

Would they experience discomfort when handling aluminum cans and foil?

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Basically its all Creepy Pasta stories. All the trailers look good and creepy.

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What exactly are we looking at here?
Is it normal or something else I have to wory about?

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Baby teeth. This is what baby teeth and adult teeth look like in the skull of children.

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“My God. It’s full of teeth.”

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@dfaris

I was hoping that’s what it was.
Now I never want to think about it again.

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Want want want want!

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Yep, the Tooth Child stays with you in many ways

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I’m going to be spreading it virally with a caption about the plight of children born with supracutaneous dentata.

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I love it when I click a topic hoping it will be @beschizza and my hopes are fulfilled

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I just watched a movie on Netflix called Teeth, but that costume is way more extreme. Also, watch Teeth if you wanna see a gyno scream about vagina dentata with half his hand missing.

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If he does it to the tune of that song from The Lion King, I’m in.
What the hell, I’m in anyway. :smiley:

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Ooooooh, how about a spinach bath?

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“My dad’s a dentist. He only has one patient, but that one keeps him really busy.”

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