Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/10/06/this-malfunctioning-dental-school-robot-is-terrifying.html
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Holy shit! Robot zombie?
Wait, isn’t that a Fox News announcer?
I don’t think it’s malfunctioning, I think it’s effectively simulating a malfunctioning dental patient.
That’s what we zombie hunters call a “face-biter” right there.
Maybe if those teeth were made of soft rubber…
I have that nightmare too.
Can’t possibly be. That would require some bleached blonde hair, wouldn’t it?
Malfunctioning or becoming self-aware?
It’s good to see Real Doll has updated the models for 2020. No more easy squeezy. Challenge mode is on by default.
“So when was the last time you brushed your teeth?”
“Two weeks. TwwwOOOo weeeeEEEkkks. TttttTTwwWwOoOoOO wWWWwwweeeEEEEkkkKKssss.”
IT made me think of three things. The “Two weeks” Total Recall glitch and The Ghost In The Shell “breached firewall” and the Major’s body swap scenes. No clips of the last two, but @Mister44 your accompanying punchline is perfect. Posted for those that love or don’t know the reference.
Source: Youtube clip of Total Recall, 1990 film, by user kevohill on 2009 10 13
Time for the Nitrous Oxide.
Such a horrible life, being operated on by student dentists.
A Zoombie?
What do you mean? They have platinum blonde and natural (looking) blonde. Both kinds! Diversity!
Oh my god, I need to update my hair!
Cue twitching, rapid blinking and other tics from the 3 guys in the bottom row. “He called us fembots! OUTRAGE”