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3716

Does like every aquarium and/or nature museum have one of those giant jaws?

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3717

Which we promptly rip off of you, right?

3718

You can pickle pineapples?

3719

Is it bad that the Albacore at the Monterey aquarium made me want sushi?

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3720

Unlace, shirley? Unless you have those new-fangled self-adhesive spats?

3721

They make those? Wouldn’t they use velcro?

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3722

Didn’t you stipulate that

[quote=“SmashMartian, post:3708, topic:54417”]
the only time I surrender my spats is when you pry them from my cold, dead ankles?
[/quote]?

…and wasn’t I imagining some kind of arrangement with a crowbar?

3723

What can’t you pickle? (Other than than spats, that is? )

Would you like me to drop a recipe in the “what’s for dinner” thread?

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3724

Would any real gentleman wear velcro spats like a pleb?

Have you seen how tightly they’re laced?

3725

Wouldn’t pickling the spats make them closer to edible? At least for @OtherMichael? or would he slather them in mayo?

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3726

Would I? Did I just discover the pickling spices at my local farmer’s market?

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3727

Do gentlemen ever go for “new-fangled”?

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3728

Do spats go over well in Oz?

And what is ‘fangling’?

3729

How else do you stop the funnel-webs from running up your trouser-leg?

Well, you know the Dance of the Wasp bikers perform in the summer, when they suddenly pull over and start slapping at their half-open leather jacket?

Can you imagine the sort of movements you’d make if you were to take a walk in the Australian bush sans spattes?

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3730

And what goes well with my new beer?

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3731

Can you imagine the sort of movements you’d make if you were to take a walk in the Australian bush sans spattes?

Wait, are we talking about spats or gaiters? Aren’t spats inherently less functional?

3732

Who wants to eat BBQ-pits?

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3733

Aren’t they far more stylish?

3734

Spiders stopped by stylish spats?

3735

If you were a spider in the Australian bush, a place, as you well know, renowned for it’s dangers and perils, and you spotted someone sporting spats, wouldn’t you think twice about attacking them? Or at least pause in admiration?

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