So, you were made to drink it when you were ill too, then?
Why did people do that?
I wonder if I can find Irn-Bru around here?
Either something Nietzschean or an incentive to get you out of bed? âIf you donât get up, youâll get some more Lucozadeâ, sort of thing?
Follow the trail of hungover Scots?
Go more modern and rock out with a Utilikilt?
Or the trail of Ebola survivors?
As that stuff can kill a Mighty Scottish Hangover, is there anything it canât cure?
Am I still out of likes?
Is it lazy, ignorant people and dog poop all the way down?
How do you keep running out? Isnât that exhausting?
Doesnât it, at some point, terminate in a layer of ignorant-poop and dog-people?
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why yes i am a cat-person why do you ask
Any Premier League watchers here?
What chance the mighty Foxes stay up?
Is there supposed to be an image there? Is it broken?
Not the Nastassja Kinski version?
Well, QPR and Burnley are both fucked, right? And Sunderland have Saints, Arsenal and Everton to play besides you?
Squeaky bum time on the last day, but if you get a win or draw against Newcastle, you should squeeze through?
Saints for Europe? Meltdown? What meltdown?
Surely weâll beat Chelsea? Theyâre rubbish, right?
fixed?
Chelsea? Whoâre they?
And wonât I be a smug little Saint if we finish above both Spuds and Liverhampton?
Did you see Cameron forgetting he supports Villa, not West Ham the other day?
Peace on earth and goodwill toward man?