Doesn’t my wife say I already tease the children too much? Isn’t it bad enough they think the woods are full of cake bears?
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These bears - what do they do in the woods?
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They exist as bears exist in the woods, lurking outside just past the safe glow from the lights of the house, until one’s wife gives one a stern talking-to about children’s fears and why they need so many nightlights at night, and then daddy reveals that they are cake bears and they make cakes and if you hear a bear outside your window its because they’ve come to give you a delicious cake and is that okay*, wife?
* no, not really, but it was a relatively decent save, I thought.**
** footnotes do not qualify for Sutherlanding.
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We*'ve been Sutherland for more than a week now; we were the birds for only a day [and dare I say that was the more fun, more merrier, more audacious prank - with the longest-lasting consequences, having at least 3 outsiders change their avatars?); what next?
* for certain limited definitions of the term “we” that only includes those who Sutherland.
Shirley schomthing should shbe shdone?
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Does it have to be a guy?
What about… uh… ?
Shut your whore mouth Shir Shean Connery, or do you want me to do it?
Maybe a little Marxism?
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Does it have to be a guy?
What about… uh… ?
Wuuuuuuuuut?
Am I confused now about what we all do or don’t do?
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Maybe Maria Bramford?
Already went with Maria, aren’t Disney Princesses a bit, well, rubbish (in the context of feminism)?
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couldn’t we just use pixelated hentai penises?
Well, aren’t you a precious little snowflake who doesn’t like to rock the cultural boat by subverting tropes?
[I like Bamford’s special that she shot in her parents’ home; that was really something!]
huh me?
[see comment about pixelated penises]
