Did you ever want to play questions?

Isn’t it how you say tonsil when they are the size of a baseball?

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Donner, Don as in Don Juan and ner as in nerd, uh… ok?

Although don’t Glaswegians pronounce it Doner as in boner? Yes, yes they do, eh man?

Sees us a byte oh yir doner there big man?
You what?
Haw haw haw, fits wrang? Dih yih nae like sharin’?

(For the full Glaswegian accent effect, though, shouldn’t you try to imagine containing a bee in the back of your throat? So as to effect a constant static hum reverberating throughout your vocal range at all times? ‘Ehhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy’?)

Actually, doesn’t that remind me to start practising throat singing?

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Isn’t it different, though, because there’s more stuff inside than with a traditional gyro?

Or is gyro simply the Greek word equivalent?

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Why don’t I have one of these?

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True…why not?

(You seem to have every other kitchen appliance known to mankind!)

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Because you built a fire pit instead?

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I was thinking, could I get a rod of cold rolled steel, weld some cross arms in the middle, plant it vertically in the pit and achieve largely the same thing?

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Won’t you have to rotate it? And you’ll want it to be horizontal, right, so the heat source is on one side? And what about flare ups from drips?

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Did anybody else come home to find as lovely bunch of Swiss chard that your wife’s friend didn’t want from her farm share, that you sauteed up for the first time in your life?

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Wouldn’t that be a wild coincidence? How was the chard?

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So good, that my daughter kept asking to try the pink pieces, even though she’d politely spit them out every time?


I was originally to have a salad and an italian sausage (that I grilled last night), but ended up eating only the salad and the chard. Wonder what effect that will have tomorrow…

Are you not in the habit of eating green leafies every day?

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Ye of little faith–vertical, stackable fire grates and splatter shields, perhaps?

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So… are we ever going to dig ourselves out of this pile of bullshit humanity has built for itself? Or do we really need to do as Marx one time suggested and just burn out the foundations and build anew?

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Dudes? How did my works cited page get to be seven pages long? Bad parenting?

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Was that a preemptive “bad parenting”? Something akin to @japhroaig self Donalding?

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Why not a preemptive “bad parenting”? Wouldn’t one of you brought it up? Although is that talking ill of the dead, since one of my parents are dead? Aren’t I sorry to insult you’re parenting, dead dad?

Is there anything wrong with being preemptive? Can I give you my condolences on your father? Did I not lose mine less than a year ago?

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…are you suggesting space Arcs?

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Thought about gziping it in the doc, as a test for whoever reads it?

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