Not eating enough sources of potassium?
Bad parenting?
Does posting from a bench in a playground on the edge of an inlet across the street count?
Whenâs the last time youâve gone without Internet access for 24-72 hours?
Isnt that ruduculousz?
Why does it need to end? Whatâs wrong with over 8000 questions?
Isnât that a good question?
Shouldnât you be doing holiday things?
Wouldnât that help explain it?
Jinx, poke - buy me a coke?
Arenât those some cute babbies, eating a snack, sitting in the sun? Arenât we all jealous of babbies now?
Wouldnât I rather be a babby, sitting in the sun, than a grown-ass adult, sitting in a university auditorium, waiting for transfer student orientation to begin? [But hey, at least I have wifi access?]
Is 1605 really that much further to go?
(Is my math-brain still working?)
Donâ I need joo keep up wifvth my dentishtsh appointmentsh moar regularlyar? Ishznât my fashce sho numb itsh efen effecting my schpelling schkillsch? What hath god and fizshy drinksh wlrought?
Alscho, iszshnât that shirt crying out for some deepdream-ification @OtherMichael!?
What color should I stain my new fence?
Sepulchre black?
Rainbow?
Doesnât everyone do this all the time? I do, itâs great! I thought everyone knew!
What if I paint something like this on the exterior gate?