You don’t think that was on purpose? To show the movement as ribbons of light?
Am I not now the (proud?) owner of a 75th Sturgis Rally t-shirt?
Pfffft - who takes pictures when it’s dark?
would it surprise you to hear that in 2002 my wife and our youngest took a 3 week, 3900 mile road trip vacation and ended up in keystone, south dakota so we could see mount rushmore and crazy horse and when we noticed the thousands of bikes going through and around town we asked and only then learned about sturgis?
Isn’t looking for biker-rallies part of pre-trip planning, like packing sunscreen, or checking the oil?
Losers and pedophiles, that’s all I can think of, maybe terrorists?
Weirdos, wack-jobs, or wastrels?
Dopes, dip-shits, or dunderheads?
Red-necks, rough-necks or turtle-necks?
Luddite musa-berryphiles or fish-pun-lovers?
Those, that from a long ways off, look like flies?
Wouldn’t his mail box be full by now? Couldn’t it all be a lie? Didn’t the comments have people who got through commenting? Did you try texting?
I misheard someone this morning and heard “breakfast nachos,” are those a thing like I want them to be?
Tortilla chips, crumbled maple-pork sausage or chorizo, scrambled eggs, shredded cheese, green onions, and fruit-salsa?
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Or instead of chips, how about waffled potatoes?
Because nachos?
What makes you think I’d use my own phone?
Who says nachos require tortilla chips?
Aw, can’t we be a little flexible?
Don’t we just call those hash browns?
???
Why you gotta make me so huuuuungry when lunch is still half an hour in the future?