Ever had a Rubinator? (Secret menu)
Ruby and Stout? Mixed?
Wait, are you physically close to me in meat space? Should I hide?
Doesnât that sound delish?
Is this where I admit Iâve never been to Oregon?
Shouldnât you be proclaiming it proudly?
Wanna visit?
Why would you say that? Wasnât the Goonies filmed here?
Were you not aware McMenamins has several pubs in the Seattle area?
Isnât that the state motto?
Would it be worse if I admit I only go to Oregon to make large purchases without paying Washington Sales Tax?
Why not?
Did you know (at least in 2002) there were more mcmenamins in Portland than McDonalds?
Do you like rain?
Didnât that measure fail when kitzhaber effed up?
What is this ârainâ of which you speak?
Donât most Washingtonians perform this ritual?
Until July(?) donât most Oregonians perform an inverse ritual?
Would you say that breadcrumbs might be an appropriately-sized appetizer for this?