Did you ever want to play questions?

Is my reply a palindromatic number?

Did someone put something in the Wheaties this morning? Is everyone in desperate need to let off some steam? How is it possible to jump into any of the myriad conversations going on simultaneously?

If I don’t have a lawn, can I still tell you young whippersnappers to get off of it?

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Can my crush on Miranda Richardson even be measured? Does it surpass even those of Tilda Swinton or Madeline Kahn?

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Isn’t it like this all the time?

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Would you get the fuck out of my head please?>

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Aren’t you a Red Dwarf fan? No love for Clare Grogan?

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Wasn’t she the first Kochansky?

How do I deny the existence of Red Dwarf after series VI in the form of a question?

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Okay, who’s going to wind up on my “nuke from orbit” list for this?

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Did you know Red Dwarf is single handedly responsible for my abominable taste in vindaloos?

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Oh god, it is all coming back to me–how many nights did I go over to Stephens shack, microwave chicken, boil ramen,and combine the two with white vinegar and chili flakes and call it vindaloo, while watching red Dwarf on vhs? And drink too much of the ‘good beer’, the Fosters in the green can?

Isn’t part time minimum wage… An experience?

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What’s that?

The email that never should have found its way into my inbox or the “list”?

Is that the Fosters they used to label as “ESB” and now call “Premium” even though it is better described as “slightly less tasteless than the stuff in the blue can”?

You know the Python joke about American beer being like making love in a canoe, right?

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Oh, you know your Fosters, and can I not lie and admit I kinda like it? And wasn’t I pissed for no reason when the name was changed?

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Whisky for me, thanks. Make it a double?

Can’t I find at least 3 references to it in the last month of BBS posts? With all the good craft brew in this country, isn’t it disturbing what people call “American beer”?

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Isn’t the only way craft breweries can make enough to export to sell out like Elysian did, in the process eradicating their reason for existing?

Didn’t I read an article in the Graun this week in which CaMRA members were predictably snotty about craft ale, remaining wedded to their cask ales and nothing else, the short sighted chumps?

Am I thinking about going to Reuben’s Brews for a growler of one of their third anniversary beers tomorrow?

One of these and one of these?

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