Is my reply a palindromatic number?
Did someone put something in the Wheaties this morning? Is everyone in desperate need to let off some steam? How is it possible to jump into any of the myriad conversations going on simultaneously?
If I donât have a lawn, can I still tell you young whippersnappers to get off of it?
Can my crush on Miranda Richardson even be measured? Does it surpass even those of Tilda Swinton or Madeline Kahn?
Isnât it like this all the time?
Would you get the fuck out of my head please?>
Wasnât she the first Kochansky?
How do I deny the existence of Red Dwarf after series VI in the form of a question?
Okay, whoâs going to wind up on my ânuke from orbitâ list for this?
Did you know Red Dwarf is single handedly responsible for my abominable taste in vindaloos?
Oh god, it is all coming back to meâhow many nights did I go over to Stephens shack, microwave chicken, boil ramen,and combine the two with white vinegar and chili flakes and call it vindaloo, while watching red Dwarf on vhs? And drink too much of the âgood beerâ, the Fosters in the green can?
Isnât part time minimum wage⌠An experience?
Whatâs that?
The email that never should have found its way into my inbox or the âlistâ?
Is that the Fosters they used to label as âESBâ and now call âPremiumâ even though it is better described as âslightly less tasteless than the stuff in the blue canâ?
You know the Python joke about American beer being like making love in a canoe, right?
Oh, you know your Fosters, and can I not lie and admit I kinda like it? And wasnât I pissed for no reason when the name was changed?
Whisky for me, thanks. Make it a double?
Canât I find at least 3 references to it in the last month of BBS posts? With all the good craft brew in this country, isnât it disturbing what people call âAmerican beerâ?
Isnât the only way craft breweries can make enough to export to sell out like Elysian did, in the process eradicating their reason for existing?
Didnât I read an article in the Graun this week in which CaMRA members were predictably snotty about craft ale, remaining wedded to their cask ales and nothing else, the short sighted chumps?
Am I thinking about going to Reubenâs Brews for a growler of one of their third anniversary beers tomorrow?
One of these and one of these?