Which one? They both have… issues, but won’t time just end them naturally in a day?
Doesn’t time have the tendency to naturally end just about everything (according to some cosmology theories even itself)?
I don’t understand any of that science mumbo-jumbo, so I’ll just say no?
All those moments will be lost in time… like tears in rain?
Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?
Why the shouting? Do you have any idea how late I was up last night?
Can that happen on a Thursday?
Would you believe… International Dateline?
Would you believe…stupidest use of a time machine, ever?
It’s more common on Fridays, but why not?
If Hot Fudge Sundae[1] fell on a Tuesdae this week, why not?
Have you read The Man who was Thursday?
Do I need to make a needle and haystack analogy?
Is there are right thread, or even a top or bottom thread?
Needle? Have you even just looked at his banana?
Isn’t this the center-right thread?
Do you think we’re up for it?
Don’t his gears and cogs command more attention?
Wait, it’s not the anarcho-syndicalist thread?
Is there such a thing?