Wait, you and @slybevel actually read the whole thread!?!? WTF did you do that for? (Did you find my old belly aching thread?)
Is âactually readâ just a tiny stretch?
Thank you? I hate to think what reading the whole thing says about my lack of a real life?? (!)
You didnât enjoy our crowd-sourced stream-of-consciousness post-modern novel?
Did we get a publishing deal yet, @japhroaig?
Should we try to get @Donald_Petersen to get us a TV deal for an adaptation?
How the hell would I even do it� Is there a way to download an entire thread? (Without crawling and pissing off Jeff and CORY)
Do you not know about the wonderful keyboard shortcuts that make skimming through huge topics much easier?
Yup, perhaps tragically, I did? Not so much belly-aching as itchy-earing, hurdy-gurdy-playing, gout-suffering, occasional-hospital-pitstopping thread?? Because Iâm clearly totally fucking insane, insanely persistent, or just really godamn bored???
Do I not only know about them, but chose to actively ignore them? Because, as mentioned above, I am clearly totally insane, insanely persistent, and really fucking bored??
Itâs been an odd year, and can you believe my fucking ear still itches!?!?
âYou didnât enjoy our crowd-sourced stream-of-consciousness post-modern novel?â
Is that what that was?
Well, we havenât stopped talking about you when youâre not around to hear it so⌠shouldnât you stop to reflect on the circumstances only when your balls itch?
Is that the way doctors suggest you check your balls? Using a mirror?
Why yes, I can believe that, given the frequency of it being mentioned?
If it was only my junk that itched thatâs one thing, bit the inside of your ear? For a damn year?? (My keys go in my ear more often then my door)
You and Donald finishing your screenplay yet, @miasm? Shouldnât I really read that one of these days?
Maybe try not putting metal objects in your ear? O.o
Do I have to breathe on it to check that Iâm alive at the same time?
How does the door fit in your ear canal?
Isnât it more of a lock gate than a door?
Can I just say, âbadlyâ?