Did you ever want to play questions?

Wait, you and @slybevel actually read the whole thread!?!? WTF did you do that for? (Did you find my old belly aching thread?)

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Is “actually read” just a tiny stretch?

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Thank you? I hate to think what reading the whole thing says about my lack of a real life?? (!)

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You didn’t enjoy our crowd-sourced stream-of-consciousness post-modern novel?

Did we get a publishing deal yet, @japhroaig?

Should we try to get @Donald_Petersen to get us a TV deal for an adaptation?

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How the hell would I even do it…? Is there a way to download an entire thread? (Without crawling and pissing off Jeff and CORY)

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Do you not know about the wonderful keyboard shortcuts that make skimming through huge topics much easier?

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Yup, perhaps tragically, I did? Not so much belly-aching as itchy-earing, hurdy-gurdy-playing, gout-suffering, occasional-hospital-pitstopping thread?? Because I’m clearly totally fucking insane, insanely persistent, or just really godamn bored???

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Do I not only know about them, but chose to actively ignore them? Because, as mentioned above, I am clearly totally insane, insanely persistent, and really fucking bored??

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It’s been an odd year, and can you believe my fucking ear still itches!?!?

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‘You didn’t enjoy our crowd-sourced stream-of-consciousness post-modern novel?’

Is that what that was?

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Well, we haven’t stopped talking about you when you’re not around to hear it so… shouldn’t you stop to reflect on the circumstances only when your balls itch?

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Is that the way doctors suggest you check your balls? Using a mirror?

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Why yes, I can believe that, given the frequency of it being mentioned? :wink:

If it was only my junk that itched that’s one thing, bit the inside of your ear? For a damn year?? (My keys go in my ear more often then my door)

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You and Donald finishing your screenplay yet, @miasm? Shouldn’t I really read that one of these days?

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Maybe try not putting metal objects in your ear? O.o

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Do I have to breathe on it to check that I’m alive at the same time?

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How does the door fit in your ear canal?

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Isn’t it more of a lock gate than a door?

Can I just say, “badly”?

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