Did you ever want to play questions?

If the Robitussin doesn’t do it for you anymore, how about some of this?

Gout? Don’t care! Mutants weirding out on you? Who? Bad mood? Not anymore! Two .45’s to the body? Yah might be a problem when this stuff wears off.

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If that isn’t a party in a bottle, what is?

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Mad Dog? Or wait that’s hangover in a bottle isn’t it?

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chase’er down with a dollop of this?

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Well I guess that will make the cough go away won’t it? (or at least not make you care much about it, or anything else for that matter)

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Oh wow, did I just waste about ten likes tagging old posts from September? Not the first time, izzit?

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I’m not sure how suitable it is for treating phthisis (tuberculosis) but enough of a dose, you won’t care, will you?

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Is it effective against the vapors?

(I think I’m turning Japanese.)

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Is a case of the vapors a valid reason to call in sick?

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You really think so?

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it depends, are you creating the vapors?

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Did I miss anything while I was away?

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?

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Ugh, why do I feel like I just don’t understand the stuff I’m supposed to know for my classes? Perhaps I’m just not studying enough?

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which stuff?

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is woe, you?

Are you being distracted by the Internet instead of studying?

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Isn’t the cliff-plateua thing sooooo fucking annoying? Yes, I can do this errrrrrrgggggghhhhhh! I just did this, and there’s another one?!?

My philosophy: glass of bubbly and a fucking rant when I reach a plateau, strong curse words and tight bonds when I’m climbing–you can understand anything in the right context, right?

(I’ve had too much tussin, haven’t I?)

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Have you ever read (or watched) Doug Coupland’s JPod?

Didn’t that have a coder character who enjoyed his robitussin?

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Mostly statistics, but sadly, wasn’t there a finance problem that had me hung up for half an hour, which made me all panicky?

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